Actual conversation:
Jack: Will you play hide and seek with me Dad?
George: Sure, pal.
Jack: OK. I will hide under the bed and you will find me!!
Several iterations of hide and seek later, with Jack hiding under the bed every time and shouting with incredulity, “You found me!!” when George walked into the room...
George: Jack, you really should hide someplace else; I know where you are hiding every time.
Jack: I know what you’re saying, Dad, but I just love hiding under the bed.
